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Blowin' in the Wind, Issue #081 Winter jokes - January 7, 2011
January 07, 2011
Winter jokes to pass the time
It's that time of year again...time for this year's winter jokes (and maybe a few oldies). Some short funny jokes and even some not-so-funny weather jokes. Hope you find a good one here - laughter makes life better. Well, let's get started with a few quickies.
Snowmen are the only ones who can wear white after Labor Day and still be accepted.
Why did Frosty the Snowman exclaim "Happy Birthday" every time they put the magic hat on him? Because his brain was frozen.
If your snowman starts sweating, it's time to start building a lemonade stand.
You might be a redneck if you use your snow blower to start a snow cone business.
Why do they make thermometers that go above 0 degrees and sell them in Alaska?
Just when it couldn't get any worseIt was so cold...That I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
The home team was excited about winning the game because their home color was white. There was a chance of snow so the coach told them to wear white shoes with white laces. The next day a blizzard blanketed the city. The whole plan would have worked if they had just remembered to spray paint the football white too.
Did you hear about the world's greatest salesman? He could sell ice to a snowman.
A couple longer weather jokesA wife was driving behind a truck when she noticed it was losing some of its load. She waited for the next stop sign and quickly jumped out of her car. "You're losing some of the contents of your truck out the back." The truck driver just looked at her and rolled his eyes, and then he drove away. She thought that he didn't hear her so she followed him until she was able to stop at a street light, she got out of her car again and ran up to the driver's door. "You are losing some of your load out the back of your truck!" Again, the truck driver shooed her away and drove off. Frustrated, she sped around the truck driver and stopped quickly in front of his truck, he almost slid into her car. She ran to the side of his truck and yelled "You are going to lose your entire load if you keep this up!" The truck driver leaned out his window and exclaimed, "Lady, I work for the city, I'm driving a salt truck!!!"
A man and his less-than-swift wife live in Minnesota and it snows a lot. One night on the news, the weather man says that it will snow 10 inches tomorrow and that all residents of their town should park on the right side of the street so the snow plow can clear the street. So,she moves the car to the right side of the street. A week later, the weatherman says that there will be 15 inches of snow and residents should move their cars to the left side of the street. The wife does what is instructed. One week later, the same weatherman comes on the news to give the weather report, he tells the viewing public that they will get hit with a blizzard and to move their cars...just then the power goes out. Frantic, she turns to her husband, "Which side of the street should I park the car on?!?!" The husband turns to her and says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage!"
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