I LOVE MY HOME

by vijay
(india)

...because it is a bog house and broad.

1. You turned down an invite to a friend's party because you 'just had to finish' that last patch of painting/pair of curtains/stencilled panel;

2. You lied about the above, claiming you
couldn't get a babysitter/had another invite;

3. You can quote every product in the Ikea catalogue by its Swedish name;

4. You spent your birthday present money on two wall lights and several tins of 'designer' paint;

5. Your bedside table used to hold copies of Marie Claire and Cosmo. Now it groans under the weight of copies of Ideal Home, Perfect Home, Dream Home, Ultimate Home?

6. You ignore the designer clothes and head straight for the furniture section at the Selfridges sale;

7. You spent your two week summer holiday stripping your floorboards;
and finally...

8. You decided to change the colour of your bedroom ceiling from Frosted Lilac to Lipstick Pink while making love.

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Barry's Response Well, thank you Vijay. Very informative and humourous.