At first, I thought this article was a joke. I mean, the rabbit in that picture is obviously fake! Come on, guy, we're all suspicious adults here. But as you described a late-night knocking, I became more interested. Your story seems eerily similar to mine. Then you wrote about Floppers, the demon rabbit intent on harvesting souls. Cowering in fear beneath my desk, I was able to read the rest of the story from a reflection in the window. I thought you had defeated him, but you only 'pitched' his ears to the door. Was he gone when you went back to get the pizza? I fear you did not kill him, and he will now be hunting you. The only advice I can give you is keep a stock of carrots filled with garlic, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Jan 09, 2009 Rating
Huh? by: Christine
Soooo...
1.) What were you smoking when you saw these killer mutant bunnies?
2.) Did the pizzaboy Dave ever come by with your pizza, or did you starve waiting for him?
3.) What did you do with that pitchfork after killing all these mutant bunnies?
Anyways, interesting dream you had there...!
Jan 09, 2009 Rating
I'd really rather you had not done that. by: Susan
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster forgive you! As told in the Great Gospel, Third Holy "I'd really rather you didn'ts", it is written:
I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay?
May the great linguini have mercy on your sole, and marinara rain down in infinite blessing, despite your transgressions against bunnies, snow, and Ragu in general, I pray the pizza guy finally showed up.
Ramen
Jan 09, 2009 Rating
Great Article by: Anita
The bunny is so.... cute. It was a lovely, interesting and a light article.
