Knock Knock, whos there??
by BonBon Flalasky
Not your average weather forecaster.
It was a dark, cold, eerie night, when I was busy watching my favorite TV show, Heehaw, when all of a sudden.....BAM! There was a loud bang at the door.
I thought it might have been the pizza boy so I got my money and opened the front door. To my suprise it wasnt the pizza boy Dave...but instead Killer Mutant Snow Bunnies!! They all at one time attacked me. I screamed....AHHH!
They responded to my scream by biting me multiple times. I said OUCH so they laughed at me HA HA HA.......They were teasing me with there evil, giggly laugh. I couldnt stand it so I crawled to the barn, and brought out the pitchfork I use to cut hay.
I went back into the house and picthed them one after the another until there was just one bunny left...the leader of the mutant snow bunnies..HIs name was Flppers and he flipped flopped like a fool. I pitched his big floppy ears to the door of the kitchen and he sqeeled like a dying pig. Hhahaha i say, III WIIIINNNNN!!!!!
The moral of this story is you should always look out your peephole before you open the door, you never know what might be knocking!Barry's Response
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